Triumph

Writing checks for $400.01 is the awesome way to go. I rock.

News

Phil has kicked the bucket. He won the contest, because he kicked it further than anyone has ever kicked it before.

Not anymore

LG is dead. His successor, Betamax, is thriving though. Despite the fact he's retarded and OCD.

Return of LG

Yes! It's true! LG has made his triumphant return!

OHHHH

Do you have oil for blood and latex organs?

back from the dead

hello everyone (meaning matt, because he's the only other reader)
thanks to science, i'm up and running again
-phil 2.0

First Post of 2008.

News from the 'station.

1) We have a new room mate. She's nice. Sadly, the number of people living in the chumpstation has remained the same because...
2) Phil died. He was building a new bike when the tire exploded and a spoke was thrown through his eye and into his brain. Don't worry. We'll be back up to four again soon.

Oh, and he will be sorely missed blah blah blah.