Monday, November 26, 2007

all quiet on the southern front

The south side of the chumpstation is the quiet side. The north side is often disturbed by the dull roar of El Shuttle and poorly-endowed ingrates on motorcycles. The east side, by far the most irritating side, hears the shouts and rants of drunk-tards on a semi-nightly basis. The west side, besides being home to the Westside Wino Fellowship (who, incidentally recently won a lawsuit against the World Wildlife Fund) frequently projects the exceptionally loud soundtrack of long-forgotten B-Movies and never-ending guitar solos.

Yes, the south side is by far the most serene side of the chumpstation. Maybe because it is occupied only by a brick wall and a dumpster. Maybe because it's fenced off and nobody can go there. Maybe, just maybe, our very own south side is the manifestation of nirvana here on earth.

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