In order to resolve the current conflict in Pakistan, I am now planning a bloodless (for the time being) coup. I shall become the new supreme ruler of Pakistan. I will have absolute power, but I will absolutely not be corrupted by said power.
Phil suggested the new nation should be called "Matt-istan." I disagree. I believe in order to send the right message to the region, the new state should be called "Superawesomedon'tfuckwithus-istan." It has a nice ring to it.
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